An engineer dies and is sent to hell – but God disapproves
By harem /
If you put your mind to it and have good discipline, you can always improve the situation for yourself and the ones around you. This is one such story.
An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The air conditioning has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly, and Hell gets a little more enjoyable for everyone.
Walking around one day, the engineer notices that the moving walkway motor has jammed, so he unjams it. People can now get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out, and notices that everyone down there is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks.
God asks the Devil “What’s up?”
The Devil replies, “Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer!”
“What?” says God, “An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.”
The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.”
God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!”
The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”
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