New Private Got Some Peculiar Tips From His Sergeant. What Happens On The Battlefield Is Astonishing.

By jubilant /
A new private arrives on the front lines during world war 2. When he gets there he is told by the Armory Sergeant that resources are stretched thin and they have no rifles to give him, but they still expect him to go on patrol. He asks the Sergeant what he should do if he has to fight?

The Sergeant hands him a broom and tells him if he sees any Germans to point the broom handle at them and shout “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” and it will kill them. The recruit thinks this is the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard but he has no choice so he agrees and proceeds to tell the sergeant that he also needs a bayonet, the sergeant looks at him and says.

Son, if you come across any Germans and they get to close, just yell “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!” and they will fall down dead. The young Private thinks in disbelief, “my god they’re going to send me out without any weapons!” but he takes his kit and reports to his unit.

One day a few weeks later our private finds himself separated from his patrol, hes lost but he thinks his patrol is just through a hedge row. He crosses the road and climbs through the hedge, trusty broomstick at his side. and on the other side is an entire German SS division! Our private freezes, shoulders his broom and thinks “If I am going to die, at least I’ll die acting bravely.”

Our private starts screaming “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!”. The Germans start falling over, and more are running at him! “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” They’re getting close! “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!” “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!” “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!” The bodies pile around our hero Private, “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!”

Suddenly there is only a single German soldier Marching steadily across the field, Yelling the most ferocious war cry ever heard! our private lifts his rifle once again “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” the German keeps marching. “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!” “BANGITY BANG! BANG! BANG!”

He’s getting closer, still screaming like a maniac “STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!””STABBITY STAB! STAB! STAB!” the German soldier keeps marching steadily, right up to our Private, he marches right over him and stomps him into a disfigured muddy bloody mess on the ground, all while screaming “TANKITY TANK! TANK! TANK!”

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